FOESTHISTIC UNION MEETINGS

Welcome to the FOESTHISTIC Union Meetings, where the most avant-garde ideas meet the most unrefined tastes!

Here, we gather to discuss the finer points of existential dread, postmodern philosophy, and the meaning of nothingness.

Our meetings are held in the basement of the FOESTHISTIC Union Building, a place where the walls weep with despair and the ceiling leaks with apathy.

• Meeting Agendas
• Union Benefit Summaries
• Philosophical Debates

Don't worry, we have a strict no-think policy in place, so you can leave your thoughts at home.

Upcoming Meetings:

Tomorrow: "The Meaninglessness of Life" - 3:00 PM in the Basement of Despair

See you there!