Welcome, esteemed member of the Committee for the Elimination of Everything Useful and Sensible (CFOEUS)! We're glad you're here, because, frankly, you've managed to avoid the committee's tasteless and sensible activities so far, and that's just... fascinating.
We're not just a committee, we're a taste bud assassin squad! Our mission is to eliminate all things pleasant, all things enjoyable, and all things that don't make us want to cry ourselves to sleep at night thinking about the meaninglessness of existence. Join us, and together, we can make the world a duller, more boring place, one bland, uninspired decision at a time!
Some of our notable accomplishments include:
Want to join the fun? Click here to apply to be a member!
Or, if you'd rather not, you can report us for abuse of your senses.