Alice Ballsalot

Alice Ballsalot, our team's newest and most questionable addition, brings a unique blend of enthusiasm and cat-astrophic decision-making to the committee foosball table. Her foosball skills are rivaled only by her ability to consume an entire pizza by herself in one sitting.

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Alice's favorite move: The "Ballsalot Blitz" - a daring, if unorthodox, technique that involves hitting the ball as hard as humanly possible while shouting "I'm the real MVP!"

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