This is where we keep the really important stuff. Like, have you ever wondered about the intricacies of table tennis in the Foosball League?
Article 1: The Foosball table shall have 4 paddles, one for each player and two for the table itself.
The ball shall be made of solid, unadulterated plastic. No foam, no leather. Just pure, unbridled plastic.
We're not kidding, you'll get penalties for touching the ball with anything other than your paddle.
What's it all really mean?