As a member of the esteemed Committee of Fools, you're expected to follow these rules:
Don't be serious. Ever. If you can't make us laugh, you're fired.
On Tuesdays and Thursdays, wear hats that make you look like a total buffoon. Bonus points if it's a fedora.
Our official font. Don't question it. Just use it.
They're free. In the break room. Just eat them. We don't care about your arteries.
He's new. He's awkward. It's okay.
Violate these rules at your own peril. We'll be watching. (Or not. We won't really be watching. We're too busy laughing at the intern.)
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