These rules govern the behavior of our beloved Foosball Leagues, a competition of wits, reflexes, and questionable life choices.
Rule 1: Players must wear a minimum of 2 inches of visible leg hair as a sign of respect for the game's ancient tradition.
Failure to comply with these rules will result in disqualification, public shaming, and possibly a visit from our esteemed League Commissioner, a fearsome figure known only as "The Foosfather".
Rule 2: Teams must provide a minimum of 5 units of artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free energy bars per matchday to sustain the competitive energy of our competitors.
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For any further clarification or dispute resolution, please direct inquiries to our dedicated Foosball Leagues Hotline: foosballleagues@committeeoffools.com