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Player Name: Bob Smith
Injury Description: Spun the ball too hard, causing a 360° turn that landed him face-first into the table.
Result: Minor concussion, bruised ego
Read more about the Spin Doctor's treatmentPlayer Name: Jane Doe
Injury Description: Attempted to kick the ball, but ended up with a face full of ball.
Result: Swollen eyes, minor humiliation
Tips for preventing Ball-B-Gone syndromePlayer Name: John Doe
Injury Description: Spoke at length with a teammate while the ball was still moving, resulting in a faceplant into the table.
Result: Minor bruising, moderate embarrassment
Support group for Table-Talkers