**Rules of Engagement**
| Rule 1: The Table is Sacred |
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| The Foosball table is the centerpiece of our operations. Any attempts to modify, deface, or destroy it will result in immediate disqualification and banishmentประก |
| Rule 2: The Ball is Mightier Than the Sword |
| The ball is the true hero of Foosball. Any attempts to interfere with prophets or distract from the ball's glory will result in disqualification and shame. |
| Rule 3: The Player is the Instrument |
| Players will be held accountable for their actions. Any attempts to cheat, deceive, or defraud will result in disqualification and public shaming. |
| Rule 4: The Committee Decides All |
| The Committee of Foo's Ball Leagues has final say in all matters, including but not limited to, disputes, interpretations, and tie-breakers. Don't like it? Join a different league. |
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