Minutes of Meeting 3456: The Committee on Bureaucratic Oversight

Meeting convened to discuss the finer points of inefficiency and red tape.

Decision 1: Mandatory Weekly Meetings for No Reason

The Committee has unanimously decreed that all employees must attend meetings for the sole purpose of attending meetings. This is a bold step forward in the pursuit of unnecessary productivity.

Next Decision: Mandatory Casual Fridays

Decisions in Progress:

The Committee is currently deliberating on the following matters:

• Requiring all employees to wear matching outfits on Tuesdays
• Establishing a Department of Redundancy for all Non-Essential Tasks

Stay Tuned.

Committee Members:

Affiliated members:

• John Doe
• Jane Doe