Meeting Minutes from the Committee for Bureaucratic Oversight
Decision: In a 3-2 vote, the Committee has decided that the cookie jar on the break room counter is not, in fact, a cookie jar. Instead, it is a "Snack Preservation and Distribution Vessel" (SPDV).
View Decision 2023-03-01-2: "The Great Coffee Creamer Conundrum"
Rationale: After a heated debate, it was determined that the term "cookie jar" is too narrow and restrictive, implying a singular purpose. In reality, the SPDV has been used for both cookies and crackers, as well as an occasional repository for leftover granola.
View Decision 2023-03-01-1 Appendix: "The Snack Food Hierarchy"