Meeting Minutes
Present: 5 members, 2 alternates, 1 guest
Topic: "The Great Coffee Machine Debacle"
Resolution:
- Article 3, Section 7, Subsection B: The Coffee Machine will be replaced with an older model, one that does not dispense an excessive amount of foam.
- Article 5, Section 2, Subsection A: The new machine will be installed by the janitorial staff, as they are experts in the field of "unofficially-approved appliance installation."
- Article 9, Section 1, Subsection D: The original machine will be placed in the "Museum of Bureaucratic Failures" for all to learn from.
Actions Items
Assign the task of ordering the new machine to the procurement department.
Schedule a follow-up meeting for 3 months hence to review the effectiveness of the new machine.
Send a strongly worded letter to the manufacturer of the defective machine demanding a full refund and a complimentary case of coffee beans.