Meet the subcommittee responsible for making sure your form 345-B/6 takes 345 minutes to process.
We take pride in our ability to craft the perfect bureaucratic loop, ensuring that your request will be stuck in limbo for weeks, months, or even years.
Our mission is to create a maze of paperwork, red tape, and pointless meetings that will leave you questioning the very fabric of our society.
Join us in our quest for bureaucratic excellence!
Subcommittee for Redundant Documentation: Where we create unnecessary reports and studies to justify our existence.
Subcommittee for the Elimination of Common SenseSubcommittee for the Infinite Loop of Meetings: Where we meet to discuss meeting schedules and reschedule those meetings.
Subcommittee for the Lost Art of Telephone Tagging