Welcome to the Committee for the Absurd, where we specialize in turning our deepest fears into a reality show for your entertainment. Today, we're taking on our biggest challenge yet: burning the office building with our fears. Because, you know, that's what we do.
Phase Two: The Burning Sensation
Phase Three: Where We All Get Fired
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee for the Absurd, where the line between reality and absurdity is constantly blurred.