Minutes of the Last Meeting
Meeting called to order at precisely 9:00 AM on a Tuesday.
Present: Chairperson Blerg, Members Grimble and Wizzle, and Guest Lecturer, Professor Punsley.
Agenda
- 1. Discussion of the Meaning of Life
- 2. Review of the Committee's Budget (or lack thereof)
- 3. Debate on the Best Way to Make Toast
Decisions
- 1. It was decided that the meaning of life is, in fact, a toaster with jam in it.
- 2. The committee's budget was deemed "adequately non-existent" by Chairperson Blerg.
- 3. A vote was taken, and by a margin of 3-2, it was decided that the best way to make toast is with the " Toast-O-Matic 3000".
Action Items
- 1. Chairperson Blerg to research the feasibility of acquiring a "Toast-O-Matic 3000" for the committee.
- 2. Member Grimble to write a treatise on the societal implications of toaster jam.
- 3. Professor Punsley to prepare a presentation on the history of toast.
Next meeting scheduled for the next Tuesday at 9:00 AM sharp (or whenever we can muster the energy).
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