The esteemed Committee for the Absurd has convened an emergency meeting to address the scourge of coffee beans. These tiny, bean-shaped abominations have infiltrated our offices and are threatening the very fabric of reality.
Resolution 12-001, Article 3, Section 1: All coffee beans shall be banned from all public spaces, effective immediately.
Subcommittee Report:
Next Meeting: 3rd Quarter, 4th Floor, Room 12-B, 3:14 PM. Attendance is mandatory for all members.