ARTICLE I: THE ABSURDITY OF NATURE

• We, the Committee for the Absurd, hereby declare that the universe is inherently and unapologetically absurd.
• We recognize that the laws of physics are a mere suggestion, and that the laws of reality are made up by committee.
• We assert that the concept of 'reason' is a human invention, and that 'logic' is merely a fancy word for 'whatever we want it to be'.

ARTICLE II: THE RIGHT TO BE RIDICULOUS

We, the Committee for the Absurd, hereby declare that it is every individual's God-given right to be ridiculous, and to do so with impunity.

ARTICLE III: THE ABSURDITY OF GOVERNMENT

• We, the Committee for the Absurd, hereby declare that government is a farce, a sham, a thinly-veiled excuse for bureaucratic incompetence.
• We recognize that 'official' documents are merely a formality, and that 'rules' are merely suggestions from the Committee for the Absurd.
• We assert that the concept of 'taxation' is merely a euphemism for 'theft', and that 'bureaucracy' is a form of organized chaos.