Chairman McPorkface

Chairman McPorkface is a visionary leader of questionable taste, with an unrelenting passion for all things pork. Born in 1976, he earned his MBA in Business Management from the University of Punsley.

His rise to power began with a stint as a fry cook at 'Porky's Pizzeria', where he mastered the art of balancing 12 different types of cheese with an 18-inch diameter pizza. This feat earned him the coveted Golden Topping award.

After a series of daring business ventures, including 'Pork-a-Palooza' and 'Bacon-It-All', Chairman McPorkface has become the undisputed champion of the pork industry. His latest venture, 'Porktopia', promises to revolutionize the world of swine.

For a glimpse into the Chairman's inner workings, see his blog for an unfiltered look into the world of pork.

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