Today's Agenda:
09:00 AM: Arrival of the Most High and Exalted Chairperson
09:15 AM: Review of the Important Document, Section 7, Sub-Section 3
09:30 AM: Debate on the Meaning of 'Utterly Serious Business'
10:00 AM: Vote on the New Chairperson's Hairdo
10:15 AM: Approval of the Official Bureaucratic Jargon Dictionary
11:00 AM: Lunch Break (Please, do not discuss the Meaning of Utterly Serious Business)
11:30 AM: Review of the Most Important Report on the Importance of Reports
11:45 AM: Discussion on the Ethics of Extreme Seriousness
12:00 PM: Adjournment and Dispersal of the Committee of Utterly Serious Business
Remember, Seriousness is not just a word, it's a way of life!