Matter 001: The Banter Room

Meeting Minutes: Where the Real Work Happens Attendee Roster: Because Someone Has to Take Notes Agenda Items: The Real Reason We're Here

Today's Topic: "The Art of Procrastination in the Age of Instant Coffee Makers"

Discussion Points:

• The importance of scheduling meetings around coffee breaks.
• The optimal ratio of meetings to actual work.
• The use of memes as a means of communication.