We are the Secret Society, a group of highly skilled agents trained in the art of espionage, deception, and extreme napping.
Our motto? Sapienter, sed non sapienter.
(Wise in our ways, but not wise in our words.)
Want to join our ranks? Apply in person at the old windmill on the outskirts of town, but only if you know the secret password.
Password: (type this in, but don't say it out loud, or you'll blow our cover)
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our submission form to see if you have what it takes to join our ranks.
Remember, our secrets are only for those who are willing to do the work to uncover them.
Or, if you're feeling really brave, try our dues page to see what you'll have to pay for the privilege of joining our ranks.