**Minutes from the meeting on 20XX-XX-XX**
Chairperson: Professor P. Brainstorm
Attendees: Dr. J. Smith, Mr. G. Average, Mrs. M. Average
Agenda Item 1: The Importance of Proper Coffee in the Break Room
The committee discussed the pressing issue of coffee quality, with Dr. J. Smith advocating for a higher-end coffee machine. Professor P. Brainstorm countered with a passionate speech about the dangers of over-reliance on caffeine, citing the case of Mr. Average's infamous "3 AM Google search history".
Agenda Item 2: The Best Ways to Deal with Microwaved Fish
After an intense debate, the committee voted to recommend microwaving fish for exactly 3 minutes and 15 seconds, no more, no less. Mr. Average was seen frantically Googling "How to get fish smell out of carpet" during the discussion.
Next Meeting: TBA. Please bring your own snacks.