This committee member is a master of the obscure, a virtuoso of verbosity, and a sultan of the surreal. Their opinions are a jumble of jargon and gibberish.
Known for their ability to make even the most straightforward concepts seem impossibly complex, this committee member is a force to be reckoned with.
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