Committee for the Preservation of Sanity in the Face of Existential Crisis: Membership Application Form

Dear Esteemed Candidate,

We are the Committee for the Preservation of Sanity in the Face of Existential Crisis, a group of highly trained professionals dedicated to maintaining the illusion of purpose in a seemingly meaningless universe. We're not your average committee. We're like, totally above average. And, honestly, a bit of an existential threat to the fabric of reality.

As a member of our illustrious group, you will have the privilege of:

• Participating in our regular meetings of existential dread and despair
• Receiving a complimentary existential crisis pamphlet upon joining
• Engaging in rigorous debate with other members about the meaninglessness of life
• Enjoying a 10% discount on all existential crisis-related merchandise

But, we're not all fun and games, folks. As a member, you will also be expected to:

• Attend at least 3 of our bi-weekly meetings of existential despair
• Participate in group exercises to help you confront the crushing emptiness of existence
• Pay a one-time membership fee of $100 (includes free membership to our private Facebook group, where you can commiserate with other members)

So, if you're ready to face the abyss of existence with us, fill out the form below and we'll get back to you shortly.

Subpages:

• Committee Meetings (Where we meet to discuss the meaninglessness of existence)
• Committee Members (Our illustrious list of esteemed members)
• Committee Shop (Buy all your existential crisis merchandise here)
• Our Mission (To save humanity from itself)

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See our list of members to see if you know anyone who's also lost their grip on reality