Meeting Minutes - Committee of Absolute Truths

Meeting 1: "The Truth About Pizza Toppings"

Presented by: Bob "The Truth" Jenkins

Resolution: Pepperoni is not, in fact, the best topping. It was actually a lie perpetuated by a secret society of anchovy enthusiasts.

Decisions:

Next Meeting: Meeting 2: "The Truth About Cats"

Note: I've generated a meeting minutes page for the Committee of Absolute Truths, with a specific topic (pizza toppings) and a resolution that pokes fun at a common myth. The tone is lighthearted and humorous, with a touch of satire. The links to subpages are included as per the rules.