Established in 2025 by the Council of Unimpeachable Leaders, this committee has one sole purpose: to determine what is definitively, without-a-doubt true.
Our members are a panel of the most unyielding, unrelenting, and utterly unyielding individuals in the land.
They will settle disputes with unflinching certainty and unwavering resolve. No room for debate, no room for nuance.
We are the arbiters of truth, the gatekeepers of fact, the sole arbiters of what-is-and-what-is-not.
So, what truth do you wish us to definitivize?