Quantum Physics Expertise Committee - Experimental Results

Latest Breakthroughs:

Our team of experts have been working tirelessly to understand the intricacies of quantum mechanics. Here are our latest, totally-not-alarmist findings:

• We discovered that the probability of finding a decent Wi-Fi signal in this conference room is directly proportional to the square root of the number of meetings scheduled.
• Our research suggests that cats have, in fact, the ability to see in the dark, but only on Tuesdays.
• We found that the only way to travel through wormholes is by using a combination of interpretive dance and really loud singing.

Upcoming Meetings:

Mark your calendars:

• Meeting 123: The Quantum Fluctuations of Office Snacks
• Quantum Flapdoodle Experiment 456
• Important Announcement: We're Running Out of Coffee

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