Committee of Absolute Truths - Mission Statement

Our mission is simple: to tell it like it is, even if it's not. We're a committee of unapologetic truth-tellers, dedicated to spouting off the unvarnished facts, no matter how ugly or inconvenient they may be.

We're not here to sugarcoat or spin. We're not here to tell you what you want to hear. We're here to tell you what you need to know, even if it's not what you want to know.

Our motto? "The Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing but the Truth." (We've got a great slogan, too: "We'll tell you the truth, even if it kills us." But that's still a work in progress.)

Want to learn more about our esteemed members? Click here.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try reading our Pending Issues page. We warn you, it's not for the faint of heart.

And, of course, if you're ready for some real talk, check out our Real Talk page. We'll tell you the truth about anything, from the state of the world to the state of our socks.