Truth Statistics

Because who needs facts when you have ABSOLUTE TRUTH?

Here are some completely-not-made-up statistics on the truth:

• 99.9% of all statistics are completely true.
• 100% of all lies are, well, not true.
• Our team of highly trained truth-detectives have verified these statistics with a 99.99% margin of error.

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Truth-Induced Headaches: 1000+ reported cases per year.

We're working on it.

Truth-Induced Comas: 500+ reported cases per quarter.

We're not.

Stay tuned for more truth-filled updates!

Truth Sources for these statistics:

(Note: Our sources are entirely fictional and completely unverifiable.)

Truth-Induced Cancellation of Plans: 500+ reported cases per month.

We've lost count.

That's it for today's truth update. Stay tuned for more!

Truth Schedule

(Subject to change. Like, totally.)