Welcome to the Committee of Absurdities, where the absurd meets the bureaucratic.
We are a team of experts in the field of doing nothing in particular, but with great enthusiasm.
Our motto? "We're not actually doing anything, but we're doing it with style!"
View our Minutes of Absurdity, where we record our most epic decisions.
See photos from our Annual Dance of Incompetence.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Participate in our Annual Dance of Incompetence Olympiad.
View our full list of members!
We decided to have a meeting, but then forgot what we were meeting about.
We spent three hours deciding which font to use for our minutes, and settled on Comic Sans.
We are planning to spend all of next week arguing over who ate the last donut in the break room.