Committee of Absurdities Award Criteria
For those who have truly outdone themselves in the art of being utterly absurd.
Eligibility: Anyone who has managed to make their boss question their life choices.
Candidates will be judged on the following criteria:
- The ability to turn a simple meeting into a three-hour free-for-all.
- The capacity to turn a single idea into 17 separate sub-ideas that all contradict each other.
- The skill to turn a simple "yes/no" into a 5-page PowerPoint presentation.
- The talent to turn a normal meeting room into a war zone.
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