Committee of Absurdities Award Criteria

For those who have truly outdone themselves in the art of being utterly absurd.

Eligibility: Anyone who has managed to make their boss question their life choices.

Candidates will be judged on the following criteria:

• The ability to turn a simple meeting into a three-hour free-for-all.
• The capacity to turn a single idea into 17 separate sub-ideas that all contradict each other.
• The skill to turn a simple "yes/no" into a 5-page PowerPoint presentation.
• The talent to turn a normal meeting room into a war zone.

Subpages:

• Subpage 1: The Art of Procrastination
• Subpage 2: The Science of Redirection
• Subpage 3: The Theory of Overthinking