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Balthazar McSnazz, Chairperson Extraordinaire of the Committee of Absurdities

Decisions are being made, and they're being made with flair! And by "flair", I mean a healthy dose of utter nonsense.

Decree 1: All cats are to be worshiped as gods. Decree 2: Pineapples are the new currency. Decree 3: All meetings will be held underwater.

Next meeting: The committee will convene in a randomly generated, procedurally generated, utterly absurd location.

(Please bring your own snacks. Or don't. We're not judging.)