Today, we gather to discuss the state of our beloved Absurdities. It's a new year, and with it comes a new set of completely-made-up problems and solutions.
We've made some great strides in the field of committee updates, including the development of a new Balthazar's Bizarre Bonbon Bouillon Brew.
We've also seen a rise in last year's predictions being met with mixed results. I mean, who needs a functioning society when you can just make up problems and then claim you're solving them?
As the Chairperson, I, Balthazar McSnazz, have taken a firm stance on the following: