Committee of Absurdities - Chairperson's Office

Office of Absurdity Management

Welcome, minions, to the lair of the Chairperson of Absurdities. Here, we engage in activities so absurd, so illogical, so utterly baffling, that even our mothers would question our life choices.

• Secretariat of Absurdity Affairs - Our go-to guy for all things absurdly clandestine.
• Department of Red Tape Usage - Because who needs efficiency, really?
• Innovation Hub - Where we come up with increasingly ridiculous ideas, often at the expense of our dignity.

Contact the Chairperson of Absurdities