The Committee of Absurdities | Brewing Schedule

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Scheduled Absurdities:

Day Activity Time
Monday Extreme Ironing 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM
Tuesday Intensive Binge-Watching of Reality TV 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Wednesday Mandatory Attendance of a 3-Day Conference on the Art of Doing Nothing 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM
Thursday Excessive Use of Exclamation Points in Writing 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM
Friday Unplanned, yet Mandatory, 4-Hour Lunch Break for Lunch 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Adjournment of Absurdities
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