The Committee of Absurdities: Subcommittee of Absurdities

Chairperson's Address

As Chairperson of the Committee of Absurdities, I, Chairperson, have called an emergency meeting to discuss our latest brainstorm: a machine that turns thoughts into kittens.

Subcommittee of Absurdities: Agenda

• Absurdity 1: Inflatable Furniture
• Absurdity 2: Disco-Ball-Powered Flight
• Absurdity 3: Talking Pineapples

Subcommittee of Absurdities: Minutes

The meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM sharp, with 17 members present, 2 via video conference. Chairperson noted the absence of 3 members, who were "indisposed due to an unexpected outbreak of existential dread."

Subcommittee of Absurdities: Recommendations

• Item 1: The committee recommends the construction of a giant, spinning top in the center of the city to serve as a public art installation.
• Item 2: The committee suggests that all city buses be replaced with giant, walking, talking pineapples.
• Item 3: The committee proposes that all residents of the city be required to attend a weekly meeting with the Chairperson to discuss the meaning of life and the importance of proper absurdiy protocol.