A Report on the Most Ridiculous and Baffling Developments of the Year
Published by the Absurdities Committee, a group of esteemed experts in the field of utter nonsense.
Page 1 of 10, because we couldn't be bothered to make this a multi-page report.
| Category | Example |
|---|---|
| Most Absurd Event of the Year | The time our intern accidentally superglued their shoes to the ceiling during the office holiday party. |
| Best Absurd Use of Company Resources | The $1,000 spent on a team-building exercise where we all just stared at a ball pit for 8 hours. |
| Most Creative Absurdity | Our CEO decided to start wearing a chicken suit to work every Thursday. |
Disclaimer: The Absurdities Committee is not actually a real committee, but we like to pretend.
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