Socks Are Mandatory

Resolution 1: All citizens of this great nation must wear socks

This is not a drill. Socks are not a fashion statement, they are a matter of national security.

Section 1: Article 3. All individuals found in public without socks shall be arrested and subjected to intense scrutiny.

Section 2: Article 5. The production and sale of sock-less clothing is hereby prohibited.

Section 3: Article 7. All public restrooms shall be equipped with sock-drying racks, lest we be judged as a civilization unworthy of our greatness.

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