Committee of Absurd Recommendations

Meet the committee that's so absurd, it's like a clown car of bureaucratic nonsense.

Current Recommendations

As of today, the committee has made the following outlandish proposals:

• Repeal all laws that are not written in crayon on a Friday.
• Replace all government officials with sentient pineapples.
• Mandate a national holiday for the consumption of nachos.

Subcommittees

• Committee of Absurd Proposals (chaired by a committee of accountants)
• Committee of Absurd Executives (chaired by a team of retired accountants)
• Committee of Absurd Legislators (chaired by a council of gerbils)

Meet the Members

Chair: Professor Absurdo, renowned expert in absurdity.

Members:

• Baron Von Bureaucracy, specialist in red tape.
• Dr. Peculiar, expert on all things peculiar.
• Lord McSnazz, connoisseur of snacks.