On February 27, 2022, the Burrito Blast Incident occurred when a rogue burrito, fueled by an experimental blend of jalapeño and regret, detonated in the break room at 3:14 PM. The blast wave shattered windows, melted the ceiling tiles, and left a trail of salsa in its wake.

Causes: Investigation revealed that the burrito was a result of a poorly designed kitchen gadget, the 'Burrito-Matic 9000', which was still in beta testing. A software update will be released to prevent such incidents in the future.

Recommendations: The Committee of Catastrophes recommends that all employees wear protective eyewear when working in the break room, and that all kitchen gadgets be thoroughly tested for stability before deployment.