Minutes of the Meeting
Chairman, Jane D. O. Oats, opened the meeting with a stern warning: "We're all going to die, but first, let's talk about the fridge."
Member, John S. McSudden, presented his findings on the impending doom of the office refrigerator:
1. The fridge is not keeping its temperature within the acceptable range.
2. The ice trays are in disarray.
Member, Jane E. Sudden, suggested the implementation of a more efficient cooling system, while also proposing the formation of a Fridge Emergency Response Team (FERT).
Discussion ensued, with some members advocating for more drastic measures, including the installation of a backup generator and the construction of a bunker beneath the office.
The meeting concluded with a vote: 3-2 in favor of the FERT, with 1 abstention due to sudden onset of personal emergency.
Recommendations:
- A backup power source should be installed, but only for the fridge.
- The ice trays should be reorganized into a more efficient layout.
- A bunker beneath the office should be constructed, but only if the apocalypse is imminent.