Dean of Deadlinesss Assistant

Meet the Dean of Deadlinesss, the ultimate procrastinator and delay expert!

As the Dean of Deadlinesss Assistant, I am tasked with the important work of making sure that our committee meetings run as late as possible, and that every deadline is met with a healthy dose of skepticism.

My boss, the Dean of Deadlinesss, is a legend in his own right. With a PhD in Procrastination, he has spent years perfecting the art of doing nothing, and has written several books on the subject.

Some of my notable accomplishments include:

• Successfully delaying a project by 6 months, just to see what would happen!
• Setting a new record for longest meeting in committee history (3 hours and 14 minutes... and counting!)
• Perfecting the art of making excuses for why a task has not been completed (it's a delicate dance, really)

Subpages:

• Meet the Dean of Deadlinesss, the Boss of Bosses
• The Dean of Deadlinesss' Right-Hand Woman
• The Dean of Deadlinesss' Arch Nemesis (a.k.a. the Committee Chair)