CEO's Secret Snack Stash Map
Warning: Do not attempt to navigate the Snack Stash Map without proper clearance. Prolonged exposure to the snacky goodness may cause drowsiness, spontaneous happiness, or extreme hunger.
Map Legend:
- Cheeto-Red 1-5: Regularly stocked snacks with a shelf life of up to 3 months.
- Cheeto-Red 6-10: Snacks nearing expiration, approach with caution.
- Cheeto-Red 11+: Do not approach, these snacks are biohazardous.