The Committee of Confusion: Because You Can Never Have Too Many Meetings

Our mission: To confuse, to obfuscate, and to generally muddle the waters of productivity.

Subcommittee of Utter Misunderstanding Committee of Unnecessary Debate Committee of Irreconcilable Disagreements

We meet weekly to discuss the same 5-year-old PowerPoint presentation, because progress is slow, and so are our metabolisms.

Meetings are held in the basement, because that's where all the confusion lives.

Secretariat of Misunderstood Agendas Department of Undisclosed Conflicts of Interest