Meet The Leader of the Committee of Confusion

The fearless leader of the Committee of Confusion is a force to be reckoned with. With a commanding presence and a mind that defies logic, this leader has steered the committee through countless meetings, pointless debates, and unnecessary power struggles. Their motto, "We're here, we're there, and we're confused about what we do," is emblazoned on the walls, and in their heart, and on their forehead. They are the master of the committee, the king of the council, and the emperor of the... well, you get the idea.

Their accomplishments include:

• Successfully leading a committee that has been in meetings for over 10 years without accomplishing anything.
• Maintaining a team of members who are all secretly plotting against each other.
• Perfecting the art of saying nothing while saying something, and saying something while saying nothing.

Their vision for the future:

• To make the Committee of Confusion a household name.
• To confuse even more people with our endless bureaucracy.
• To make sure no one actually knows what we're doing, so we can just pretend we're doing something.