Our Trusty Deputy: The Mess

What is a mess, you ask? Well, our Deputy is a mess, that's what.

Our Deputy, tasked with making sense of the committee's chaos, only seems to make more chaos.

Perhaps it's the 17 different colored pens they use for notes? Or maybe it's the 37 meetings they schedule for every Tuesday?

Whatever it is, our Deputy is a mess, a problem, a puzzle, a paradox.

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