Case File: MF-001
We've been investigating the mysterious microwave fire for weeks and have finally made some breakthroughs.
- Witnesses claim to have seen a suspiciously large quantity of nacho cheese being removed from the break room fridge at 3:14am on a Tuesday.
- The smell of burnt plastic and despair wafting from the microwave has been detected in 87% of all office workers.
- Further investigation reveals a cryptic message scrawled on the microwave door in what appears to be a mix of Sharpie and regret.