Committee of Confusion: The Search for the Chaos Agent

It's been 3 years since we last heard from the Chaos Agent, and the Committee of Confusion is still trying to figure out what happened to our beloved colleague.

Current Theories:

Was the Chaos Agent kidnapped by a secret organization of sentient toasters?
Did the Chaos Agent discover the secret to infinite pizza delivery and now works for a rival pizzeria chain?
Is the Chaos Agent trapped in a never-ending loop of bureaucratic meetings, forever bound to the Committee's agenda?

Our team of highly trained experts has been working tirelessly to uncover the truth, but so far, all we have is more questions.

Help us in our search for the missing Chaos Agent! Share your theories!

View the Committee's Agenda