The Committee of Confusion: Ankle Grammar Committee

Establishing Order in the Realm of Sock-Related Syntax

Welcome to the Committee of Confusion, the most esteemed and bewildering panel of sock enthusiasts. Our mission is to standardize the grammar of ankles, ensuring that the world of footwear is forever changed (or not).

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Our meetings are always filled with excitement and confusion. Will we decide to make "toe" a verb or noun? Will we declare that "heel" is actually a plural noun? The suspense is killing us!

Recent Decisions:

Resolution 1: The use of the word "toe" as both a noun and a verb has been officially sanctioned.
Resolution 2: The color "plaid" has been designated as the official color of socks.
Resolution 3: The phrase "I'm going to the sock drawer" has been deemed acceptable in all situations.

Upcoming Events:

We have a meeting scheduled for next Tuesday at 3:00 PM to discuss the meaning of "cuffing" in modern society. Don't miss it!

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