It's because Janury has a Ph.D. in People-Pleasing, and also has a strong background in Extreme Irony. Their dissertation was titled: "The Art of Saying Yes Without Really Meaning It." It's a real page turner.
Little-known fact: Janury's motto is "If you want to get ahead, get in line, and pretend you're happy about it."
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