Member 2 is a highly respected member of the Committee of Conscience Conscience Keepers.

Their area of expertise is the art of doing nothing productive, except on Tuesdays, when they are required to attend meetings.

Member 2 is often found sipping coffee, staring at the wall, or contemplating the meaning of life.

When they do decide to act, it's usually to create a new committee to deal with the consequences of their inaction.

For more information on Member 2's impressive record of doing absolutely nothing, click here.

Or, if you'd rather read about the committee's infamous "Productivity Initiative" here.

You can also learn about our esteemed Member 1, who has managed to do even more with their impressive collection of unused Post-it notes.